ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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