He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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