Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize