she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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