I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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