is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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