How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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