her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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