And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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