You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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