I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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