Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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