a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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