Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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