No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
