I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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