Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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