do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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