how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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