Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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