Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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