Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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