I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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