Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
