Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
