were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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