dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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