What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
operation have a gay friend backfired
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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