How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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