I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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