Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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