They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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