Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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