That's intense
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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