He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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