so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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