Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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