i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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