never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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