He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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