She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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