I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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