on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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