Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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