You work out of a Hotel?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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