brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
too bad you live with your parents still
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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