so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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