I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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