is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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