I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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