Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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