dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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