Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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