I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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