I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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